THOSE WHO MAY CARE February 21, 1997: Feeding The Warden

************************************************************************** * This is not meant to make light of the unintended, but de facto * * forms of cruel and unusual punishment forced on the prison populace, * * just a guide to the lingo that has developed as a result of. * ************************************************************************** [For Da Boyz] Alligators: Apocryphal creatures that keep timid inmates from showering. Feeding the Alligators: Masturbating in the shower. Gunslingers: Sexually aggressive prisoners made to wear hot-pink uniforms to shame them out of masturbating in front of female guards. Killing Alligators: Stomping in the shower to show new inmates its safe to enter. Slamming: Storing weapons in one's anal cavities to hide them from authorities. [For Da Girlz] Blanket Party: Covering a sleeping prisoner with a blanket and pummeling her. Cheese Eater: A snitch. The accused will find cheese crumbs in her bunk and should brace herself for a blanket party. Feeding the Warden: Going #2. Gump: A homosexual male guard, considered harmless by the women. Leg Rider: An inmate who kisses up to authorities and powerful prisoners. Source: Spy magazine ************************************************************************** * Yet another example of the new "nothing is sacred" mentality. * ************************************************************************** Last September, an Oprah-like TV talk show in Sweden featured an actual gynecological exam of a woman, conducted live in front of a studio audience. The host, Lotta Aschberg, commented that she was "fascinated." Source: Associated Press ************************************************************************** * Just another story about a "bunch of losers" * ************************************************************************** The Romanian soccer federation fined the junior team Atletic Bucarest about $16,000 last October for grossly violating rules by walking out of recent game before it was over. The players, who were losing 16-0 at the time, said the only reason they left was that a group of their fans were screaming that if they gave up two more goals in the final two minutes, the fans would charge onto the field and strip the players naked. Source: News of the Weird ************************************************************************** * MOO THINKS: ' |\___ ---___/| THOSE WHO MAY CARE * * ' \--/0 0 --/ * * "I have a great diet. ' / \===================____ * * You're allowed to eat ' | oo ) '''''''''''''''''''\\-- \\ * * anything you want, but ' \_/\_/\ \\ \\_ * * you must eat it with ' '' | | ~~~\\ * * naked fat people. ' \ _______ _ | {} * * ' || || \ /|| || * * -Ed Bluestone ' || || ||| || || * * ' || || ''' || || * * ' [] [] [] [] APOULOS * ***************************************************************************